From the Mind of Blackmon

 What would happend if you ate your stomach?

If you have ever wondered what life would be like without telivision, I have nothing to say to you.

When someone dies and someone says "life goes on" I can't help but snigger.

Have you ever tried standing on your head, how did that go?

Did you know that while I was making this website I was almost always sitting India style.

One day as I wrote my journal I thought to myself, gee I wonder If I am ever going to see the Borne Supermecy, It was on later that night on Fox.

If I lost an hour of my life for everytime someone told me a story that started with O my God, I'd have already met him.

Have you ever tried crawling up stairs backwards, I'd advise you don't try.

While searching for this very hard to find bacteria I stumbled on many many obscure websites, I found an old one selling Record players.

 One time I fell asleep working at my computer, downstairs, in the living room, when I woke it was about elven thirty, and everyone was asleep, needless to say I was angry.

I get angry everytime someone says like in a sentence more than twenty times in a sentence, and this happens more often than I thought possible.

From the Mind of Stilicho

Did you know that the word sarcasm means to rip flesh like a dog? A fitting description I believe. But then again, thats what makes it so fun to use.

You can blow up a toilet by pumping air into a garden hose outlet and once it gets up to 160 PSI, when someone flushes it, The toilet will explode. Same thing with a shower.

 Why do people think babies are cute? They are bald, wrinkled, fat, and usually have red splotches all over them. If I looked like that, no one would ever talk to me.

The reason a whip cracks is because of a mini sonic boom.

You cant have fire in space. Sorry Star Wars. Not happening.

No sound in space either. Sorry again.

Han shot first. Once again, sorry.

Did you know that in Star wars, there actually are no lasers? Those little light things are supposed to be spin sealed gas that is shot out at high velocitys.

If you couldnt tell, Star Wars fascinates me.

Information is power. You dont have to share it to enjoy it. Its just nice to know things.